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Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

May 14, 2018
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A person who’s an aide of mine joked John McCain was dying. Most everyone who heard about it found it horrifying. Some say that I should fire her, or send her on safari — But…

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Mike Pence To Robert Mueller On Russia Probe: ‘Wrap It Up’

May 14, 2018
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Mike Pence To Robert Mueller On Russia Probe: ‘Wrap It Up’ Hmmmm, sounds like Mike’s picked out his carpet and drapes for the Oval Office…

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What Would Steven Slater Do? (WWSSD?)

May 14, 2018
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By: Janet Golden and Roz Warren Several summers ago, flight attendant Steven Slater, fed up with dealing with the public, cursed, grabbed a beer and slid down the evacuation chute of the JetBlue aircraft that…

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Undergrad Grandma Teaches Younger Generation Old College Try

May 14, 2018
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Undergrad Grandma Teaches Younger Generation Old College Try

CARTHAGE, Mo.  When the roll of graduates is called this June at the University of Western Missouri, the crowd of fresh-faced seniors will include at least one with a fair share of wrinkles.  Linda “Pookie” Leftwich…

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Death to the Moth

May 14, 2018
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(With no apologies whatsoever to “The Death of the Moth”) Oh that Virgina Woolf. Such a sentimental softie. There she is in a room of her own, sitting at her writing desk but obviously procrastinating…

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It’s all in vein…

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Tarragon Chicken and the Great Depression

May 12, 2018
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French Entree TARRAGON CHICKEN (Poulet à Estragon) INGREDIENTS 3 chicken breasts ⅛ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 1 shallot 3 green onions 1 tablespoon butter 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 cup dry white wine ⅔…

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Death Helps “Office Loner” Open Up to Others

May 12, 2018
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Death Helps “Office Loner” Open Up to Others

BURLINGTON, Mass.   Software engineer Tim Philman acquired a reputation as an office “loner” during the decade he spent at Infomatrixtech writing code for its popular left-handed spreadsheet program.  “I think human relations are overrated,” he said in…

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The Last Flu-zie on Earth

May 11, 2018
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I have Influenza Type A. Yes, I am the last person in Indiana, United States, Planet Earth, Our Solar System to get this crud. Last weekend I thought I had a head cold. My husband…

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Time to sign up (for a race)?

May 11, 2018
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Time to sign up (for a race)?

I was talking to a friend the other day who’s a runner and remarked that now the weather has warmed up (finally), it time to sign up for a race. One miler, 5K, 8K, 10K,…

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TGIF With the Russian Exploding Dildo Squad

May 11, 2018
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TGIF With the Russian Exploding Dildo Squad

A Russian bomb squad was summoned to defuse a ticking package.  It contained a vibrator that had been turned on by accident.                      The Telegraph Ready to roll!   Another day, another round of potentially deadly sex…

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I didn’t expect that…

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IKEA’s Balls

May 10, 2018
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Have you tried the IKEA meatballs? Pretty good. Assembling them is tricky, and you can’t store anything in them, like clothes or books, but they’re tastier than a bed frame. Even when I accidentally swallowed…

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A Quiet, Retiring Dog

May 10, 2018
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Retirement gifts for dogs, while heartfelt, can be impractical and even lead to neck strain.

How heart-warming when a professional dog can retire before she’s blown up. So many of us just settle for Medicare. After an eight-year career as a bomb-detecting dog at Chicago’s O’Hare and Midway airports, Lacy,…

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Kim Jong Un And Trump to meet in Singapore. This is the biggest thing in N Korea since Kim told N. Koreans he met with Obama.

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Pro Donkey Basketball League Set to Tip Off

May 10, 2018
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KNOB NOSTER, Missouri.  Pro basketball scouts and agents flocked to this small town in central Missouri this spring, making for crowded conditions at the Motel 6 on State Highway 50.  “I had to put two guys…

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Cats On Sheep – Ewe seen it here first…

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Breaking: Sean Hannity Wants to Know If Jeff Sessions Is Part of the Deep State

May 9, 2018
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I  Sean Hannity Wants to Know If Jeff Sessions Is Part of the Deep State … and what’s in those damn cookies that make them so darn delicious.   .

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Can’t get blood from a turnip, but they got a whole bag full from me

May 9, 2018
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My oldest daughter approached me with a simple request: Her twins were being asked to bring someone to their school to donate blood. You want to do something for your grandkids. After all, they’re your…

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Comedy Writer, Stand Up and Author Brian Kiley has Book Signing at Book Soup in L.A.

May 9, 2018
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If you are in Los Angeles (West Hollywood to be precise), meet comedy writer (Conan O’Brien) and stand up comic extraordinaire and now novelist Brian Kiley. He will be signing copies of  The Astounding Misadventures…

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“An Evening of Hip-Hop” Brings Street, Elite Together

May 9, 2018
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“An Evening of Hip-Hop” Brings Street, Elite Together

SHORT BRIDGE, New Jersey.  The Rolling Hills Country Club in this leafy green suburb nestled between affluent Ridgewood and Ho-Ho-Kus appears an unlikely setting for the sometimes obscene and misogynistic lyrics common to the genre known…

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