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Some people just want to watch the world burn…

May 3, 2019

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Wisdom for Dummies

May 2, 2019

By Dorothy Rosby

I read this clever toilet-cleaning tip: Drop two denture-cleaning tablets into the bowl and let set over night. In the morning, brush then floss…I mean flush.

Grandparents’ Last Goal is to Be Grandkids’ Favorite

May 2, 2019

By Con Chapman

NORMAL, Illinois. Mary Louise van de Kamp and Letitia Ethridge would, at first glance, seem to have little in common. The van de Kamps are soybean farmers in downstate Illinois while the Ethridges live in…

Learning with The Legendary Legend: Episode 587,358,345,387,277,264,209 – Sometimes the numbers don’t add up…

May 2, 2019

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Ask Mr. Buffet

May 1, 2019

By Con Chapman

Ticked off because your favorite smorgasbord ran out of potato salad? Wondering what the gunk is on the sneeze shield at your local salad bar? Mr. Buffet’s got your back–he’s in line right behind you!…

HumorOutcasts Interview with Brian Kiley Author of “Maybe Kevin”

May 1, 2019

By Billy Dees

I was very happy to have another opportunity to interview Brian Kiley for HumorOutcasts. My last podcast with him was about a year ago for his book, “The Astounding Misadventures of Rory Collins.” His new…

There are some seriously twisted people in this world…

May 1, 2019

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Cartoon: And If That Presidential Thing Doesn’t Work Out For Joe Biden…

April 30, 2019

By Paul Lander

Writer: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

Adopting a Dog: It Take a Village. Also a Pooper Scooper

April 30, 2019

By Dave Jaffe

On National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day, remember: Dogs are people too. Well… except that they’re dogs. We rescued a terrier, although why anyone would is beyond me. Terriers are what dingos strive to be…

Wisdom for Dummies

April 30, 2019

By Dorothy Rosby

A smartphone is only as smart as the person responsible for charging it. HO tagline: Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad and Then I Got to Know…

Avant Garde Feline Lit 101

April 30, 2019

By Con Chapman

As he descended into paranoia at the end of his life, poet Delmore Schwartz sent telegrams to the U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, harassed friends on the phone, and left a stray cat at…

Looks like I picked the right time to get into Coke…

April 30, 2019

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

SCOOP! We Get A Recording of Putin And Jong Un’s Good Ole Boy Meeting

April 29, 2019

By rfreed

Our ever vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called ‘historic’ meeting between big-wigs Vladimir ‘the Impaler’ Putin and Kim ‘Moe haircut’ Jong Un. And it did it…

I’M H-O-O-O-O-M-E!!

April 29, 2019

By Miss Nackawic

Second Excerpt from daddy DU JOUR from Barbara Hammond: Ross

April 29, 2019

By Donna Cavanagh

Today, a sample of an intriguing memoir daddy DU JOUR (available on Amazon) from Barbara Hammond. Book Description: This is a book about survival in many ways. Barbara became the primary caregiver of her younger…

Feed a Printer Starve a Fish?

April 29, 2019

By Leslie Handler

My adult daughter recently told me that she “pulled a mom.” “Go ahead,” I said on the phone. “Tell me what you did.” She proceeded to explain that she was running a 10k. …

My Shopping Experience That Went Off TARGET

April 29, 2019

By Tim Jones

[The following is a 100% 98.7% true story.] Recently, I had a rather unpleasant shopping experience involving a well-known retail establishment. I’d rather not mention the store by name, as I would hate for others…

The Last of the Murderous Umayyad Grammarians

April 29, 2019

By Con Chapman

He presents, for example, the terrifying al-Hajjaj ibn Yusuf, the murderous Umayyad governor, as famed for his dazzling eloquence as for his brutality (he began his career as a grammar teacher). Review of “Arabs” by…

Anyone know where I can get a fake id?

April 29, 2019

By Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Chronic Dead Rock Star Fatigue Syndrome Spreads

April 28, 2019

By Con Chapman

ALBANY, New York. When Cynthia McDonald finished pouring her first cup of coffee this morning, she padded into her den in bedroom slippers, turned on her computer and checked her social media accounts, like any other…

Do It Yourself Health Care- Yes, It Has Come To That.

April 27, 2019

By rfreed

In our modern, stressful world paying for healthcare we often get burned The pursuit of our happiness and health usually means needing a lot of wealth Hospitals, drugs and nursing care can rip our poor…

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Adopting a Dog: It Take a Village. Also a Pooper Scooper

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Looks like I picked the right time to get into Coke…

SCOOP! We Get A Recording of Putin And Jong Un’s Good Ole Boy Meeting

I’M H-O-O-O-O-M-E!!

Second Excerpt from daddy DU JOUR from Barbara Hammond: Ross

Feed a Printer Starve a Fish?

My Shopping Experience That Went Off TARGET

The Last of the Murderous Umayyad Grammarians

Anyone know where I can get a fake id?

Chronic Dead Rock Star Fatigue Syndrome Spreads

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