Cartoon: We’ll need more ketchup…
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
As Rapper Mortality Rises, Efforts to Breed in Captivity Spread
WESTLAND, Mass. In this bucolic suburb west of Boston, the boundaries between residential neighborhoods and protected conservation land are sometimes difficult to identify with precision, thanks to half-acre zoning and residents’ love of nature. “There’s […]
Banned from Melania’s Strait of Hormuz, Trump Appeals to Supreme Court….and Loses
By a vote of 8 to 1, the U. S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday that Melania Trump has the right to prohibit the President from entering her Strait of Hormuz. The dissenting vote was cast by […]
Julia Child, Secret Agent
Julia Child volunteered her services to the Office of Strategic Services, the forerunner of the Central Intelligence Agency, during World War II. Initially relegated to clerical work, she subsequently helped develop shark repellent, which was […]
“Support Bimbos” Help Ex-CEOs Adjust to Commercial Flights
NAPLES, Florida. Charles “Chuck” Wermer grew used to the many perks he enjoyed as CEO of Amalgamated Flange and Hasp, some of which continued even after he retired with a multi-million dollar “golden parachute” package […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Graham Sashays Over the Rainbow
Washington, D.C. – Republican Senator Lindsey Graham died late Saturday night following a “brief and sudden illness,” according to information released by his office. Graham was a staunch opponent of LGBTQ+ rights. In the hallowed […]
The Summer We Cornered the Hog Lard Market
The year was 1962. The place–a small town in Missouri so insignificant it billed itself as The Gateway to the Ozarks. Not the Ozark Mountains themselves, you understand, but if you wanted to get to […]