Thoughts on Reading
Jesus this book is long. Should I just wait for the movie? Of course, they screwed up Beverly Hills Chihuahua, so you never know. Why isn’t anyone humping in this book? I’m sleepy. Is it […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
President Winchester
The GOP elites have finally agreed on who will replace the highly unpopular Donald Trump as their impending leader. Obviously, they want a true conservative. A person who yearns for all Americans to own and […]
He’s the reasonable one?
If I were to vote Republican in the U.S. election – which is to say, if I were to cut my eyelids off and serve them on crackers dabbed with couscous butter, to good friends, […]
This is why Trump will be President
I took an informal poll of professional comedians in the United States. By “informal” I mean I sent them a questionnaire and they all ignored it. The results were startling. Every single one of them […]
Boots on the Ground
If you’re anything like me, you enjoy the “seariously” cowy taste of Trump steak and the liquidy wetness of Trump water. His steaks are so beautifully marbled, I had my kitchen counters made out of […]
Torture that Works
The spectre of water boarding has raised its ugly head again. Donald Trump has a no-holds-barred view on water boarding the terrorists. Unfortunately, it might be against International Law and isn’t a great conversation starter at […]
The Upside of Trump
I see a very strong upside to Mr. Trump as POTUS. (If you disagree with this bold statement, please address all death threats to my twin brother living on the Canary Islands.) The fundamental reason […]
Your dentist is lying to you
Why do you lie to me, Mrs. Dentist? Even my credit card questions the huge amount I pay you, and still, you lie. Visa: Wow, you sure that total is correct? Me: Totally! Your dental […]
Welcome to bed, Mr. Hemsworth
I finally remembered to return my memory foam mattress the other day. It was getting old. I think it developed Alzheimer’s disease. It forgot who I was. It kept calling me Chris Hemsworth. I definitely […]