The Walking Death of Logic
I peppered him with questions about the dead. Logical questions, I thought, as I teased my lips with a too-hot pumpkin latte. I was friend-chatting and we were talking the hit show The Walking Dead. […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Trojan Sandwich
Today, April 12, 2016, is National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day. To some, like me and your average man, it’s also called I Wish I Knew How to Make Something Else Day. Or, Can I Reduce […]
Game of Thrones: Help Wanted
As I watch more Game of Thrones, I wonder what kind of job I would want in that world. I mean, if King of the Iron Throne was already taken. Running the whore house would […]
Putin on a Tantrum
The Kremlin, aka Vladimir Putin, reacted harshly to accusations regarding Russian officials hiding billions of dollars in secret Panamanian bank accounts. After carefully constructing their response, the Russians issued a statement on CNN, calling the […]
Thoughts on Reading
Jesus this book is long. Should I just wait for the movie? Of course, they screwed up Beverly Hills Chihuahua, so you never know. Why isn’t anyone humping in this book? I’m sleepy. Is it […]
President Winchester
The GOP elites have finally agreed on who will replace the highly unpopular Donald Trump as their impending leader. Obviously, they want a true conservative. A person who yearns for all Americans to own and […]
He’s the reasonable one?
If I were to vote Republican in the U.S. election – which is to say, if I were to cut my eyelids off and serve them on crackers dabbed with couscous butter, to good friends, […]
This is why Trump will be President
I took an informal poll of professional comedians in the United States. By “informal” I mean I sent them a questionnaire and they all ignored it. The results were startling. Every single one of them […]
Boots on the Ground
If you’re anything like me, you enjoy the “seariously” cowy taste of Trump steak and the liquidy wetness of Trump water. His steaks are so beautifully marbled, I had my kitchen counters made out of […]