Game of Thrones: Help Wanted

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As I watch more Game of Thrones, I wonder what kind of job I would want in that world.

I mean, if King of the Iron Throne was already taken.

Running the whore house would be fun, but keeping my bitches in line would be irksome. I’m too nice a guy. Plus I’d be too busy using my own service for any customer to even get close to it.

Fire-breathing dragon would be so cool. I mean, hot, but cool. Get to hang with the Khaleesi. Feel sorry for the female dragons around menopause time. The hot flashes must be wicked.

I’ve decided I would be a coroner. What an easy job that would be:

Coroner’s report: cause of death

Body #1: sword wound

Body #2: sword wound

Body #3: sword wound

Body #4: sword wound

Body #5: sword wound

Body #6: sword wound

Body #7: sword wound

Body #8: sword wound

Body #9: sword wound

Body #10: sword wound

Body #11: sword wound

Body #12: sword wound

Body #13: sword wound

Body #14: sword wound

Body #15: sword wound

Body #16: sword wound

Body #17: sword wound

Body #18: sword wound

Body #19: sword wound

Body #20: sword wound

Body #21: sword wound

Body #22: poison…

All dead bodies: sword wound or poison.

Retire!

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