A dog, by any other name…
It’s really cute and all to suppose that our household pets understand words. They understand dick-squat. Sorry to ruin the pet party. Sure, Newman will come when I say “Newman”, but he’ll also come […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Don’t Leave These in a Hot Car
Why do cars get so hot in the summer? The thermometer in my car says it’s 75 outside, but it’s 500 in the car. That’s even hotter than my actual oven gets. Maybe I should drive […]
iDreamofGenie?
It’s a drag when I’m on the subway and I have to clean my iPhone screen, all grimy from fingerprints and spit, so I rub it and rub it on my pants, then have to […]
Did I Ever Tell You Your My Hero?
All my heroes are the great scientists, artists and philosophers of our world. Here are my favourites: Leonardo DiCaprio: I don’t have to tell you how wonderful the Mona Lisa is. You’ve seen it in […]
Earth Report
Beeplob the alien deftly landed his silver ship on home planet. His “Earth” report was five minutes overdue. Thankfully, his Powerpoint presentation was up and running. Dear Leader: Welcome home, son. What say you about […]
Starbucking the Trend
Do you go to Starbucks and order a plain old coffee? How quaint. Here’s how to have more fun at Starbucks. Tell them you name is Phat, and order a skinny peppermint latte. When it’s […]
The Birthday Suit Store
I’m starting a new line of clothing. Exciting! For you and me. It’s the Birthday Suit store. Above are some of the different Birthday Suites we sell – for a very reasonable high price. Aren’t the […]
Thank you for not sitting
Do you sit at work for hours on end? Did you know this is killing you? Doctors now say sitting is the new smoking. Lying down is the new heroin overdose. Coconut water is the […]
