RIP?
Yesterday, while I was shaving my ear lobes, I realized I’ve never read the 7 Habits of Highly Effective Dead People. Then I realized it’s never been written. Dead people don’t seek our advice. Yet […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Starbucking the Trend
Do you go to Starbucks and order a plain old coffee? How quaint. Here’s how to have more fun at Starbucks. Tell them you name is Phat, and order a skinny peppermint latte. When it’s […]
The Birthday Suit Store
I’m starting a new line of clothing. Exciting! For you and me. It’s the Birthday Suit store. Above are some of the different Birthday Suites we sell – for a very reasonable high price. Aren’t the […]
Thank you for not sitting
Do you sit at work for hours on end? Did you know this is killing you? Doctors now say sitting is the new smoking. Lying down is the new heroin overdose. Coconut water is the […]
Short, Shorter, Shortest
New scientific research shows that the benefits of a 45 minute workout can be achieved in one minute. Don’t believe me? Here’s the link: http://time.com/4311373/interval-training-benefits/ Using this same strategy, scientists have found you can lead a fruitful […]
Read the Fine Print
Everyone says, “Paul, didn’t you read the fine print? You should always read the fine print.” How many of us read the fine print? Marriage not all it’s cracked up to be? That gym […]
Why Am I Blogging?
Words continue to confuse me. When I write for my blog, I am blogging. When I write a book, I’m not booking. I’m writing. When I write an article, I’m not articling. I’m writing. When […]
Tumultuous Toity Terrain
Someone recently asked Donald Trump about his stance on…bathrooms. If you ask me, two important issues that are consistently overlooked by the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD are bathroom use and overdue library books. His […]
Driving Miss Sleazy
If you are a Miss or Mrs. in Saudi Arabia, you are not allowed to drive. WOW! To quote the Deputy Crown Prince (of darkness), “The community is not convinced about women driving.” In English […]