Why do cars get so hot in the summer?
The thermometer in my car says it’s 75 outside, but it’s 500 in the car.
That’s even hotter than my actual oven gets. Maybe I should drive my oven around instead.
I bought some raw chicken wings at the grocery store and half way home they were done.
Just great. No wing sauce. I had an open beer in the car, of course. And was watching baseball on my iPhone. A good time for wings. But trying to put sauce on while I’m driving? I’m not crazy.
Forget about dogs or babies in a hot car. Keep an eye on your meat products.
Last week in the back of my car was a totally over-done steak. Completely ruined. I would have stopped and eaten it if I knew it was ready. I thought that sizzling sound was air coming out of my tire. Next time I’ll also keep a baked potato and some asparagus in the back just in case. Along with a set of steak knives and a nice tablecloth.
On the bright side, next week I’m cooking a prime rib in the car. Saves power.
I’ve seen film of a British soldier in North Africa during WWII frying an egg on a Jeep’s hood.
Or vinyl records. Or lipstick on vinyl records. Sharing.
I find that lipstick doesn’t fare well in hot cars. Either it’s too runny to use or my lips get third degree burns. They should make that stuff heat resistant.