If you see Leo DiCaprio hanging around here, DO NOT let him near either of these screenplays.

Accidents happen. When Thirsty Dave accidentally drank 164 beers in one night, he was not to know that he had one too many. The first 163 beverages went down without incident but #164 would forever change his world. One day, I must finish that story because it’s fascinating and quite believable, considering the amount of makey-upy in it. Talking about makey-upy, our imaginary son knows a good thing and how to make a sequel of it.

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8 thoughts on “If you see Leo DiCaprio hanging around here, DO NOT let him near either of these screenplays.”

    1. Good question and I don’t want to ruin it for everyone but let’s just say there is a shower scene a la Dallas style, circa 1986.

    1. I don’t want to speak out of turn but discussions are ongoing with the Farrelly brothers.

    1. Don Don’s, please be quiet. If Leo hears you, he’ll be on the phone to Alejandro González Iñárritu!

  1. Could be a modern-day “Gone with the Wind”!

    I’m thinking Seth Rogen for the lead (though Jack Black proved he could also pass muster in “Tropic Thunder”)—with Judd Apatow to direct—and being careful to not hire too many actors since it’d be upsetting to cut one.

    Since “everyone” is killed in the first movie, I’m guessing the sequel is a zombie flick? Let’s do lunch.

    1. I was thinking Bill Y for the lead role with Bill Y directing Leo in all bear related scenes.

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