If you see Leo DiCaprio hanging around here, DO NOT let him near either of these screenplays.

Accidents happen. When Thirsty Dave accidentally drank 164 beers in one night, he was not to know that he had one too many. The first 163 beverages went down without incident but #164 would forever […]

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I hug the people I hate so I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard.

I’ve often wondered why hatred gets such bad press. There’s nothing wrong with hatred. There’s more comedic value to be had from hatred than there is from looking at pictures of Zooey Deschanel. One day, […]

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Words on a poster

One day, when I grow up, I want to be this person but until then I’ll keep telling anyone who will listen that I love Star Wars and hate Bon Jovi:

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