Driving Miss Sleazy

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If you are a Miss or Mrs. in Saudi Arabia, you are not allowed to drive.

WOW!

To quote the Deputy Crown Prince (of darkness), “The community is not convinced about women driving.”

In English this reads, “The community (ahem, men) holds our scrotums in their hands and they vote by giving a proper squeeze.”

On top of that, it’s the only country in the world afraid of women drivers. North Korea allows women to drive – even to their own executions.

To be culturally behind Kim Jong Un is to be Unconscious and Unworthy of power.

Are there no teens in Saudi Arabia?

How many times do I get this text from my daughter?: “Dad, can you drive me to I don’t know where, and an hour later drive over there, and here, and then…?”

“No, but your mother can.”

This bronze-age mentality all stems from Wahhabism.

“Wahhabi” originates from “what hobby?”, referring to bored fat men with nothing useful to do, so they pass the time subjugating women.

I think a little sensitivity training is in order for this lumbering group of dinosaurs that escaped the big meteorite.

(Fun fact: Did you know scientists believe decaying dinosaurs are in part responsible for creating our oil?)

We’ll have to start slowly with these men. They are a little confused. Let’s spell things out for them.

Course 101: Four important differences between women and household pets.

Course 202: The benefits of my wife driving that screaming baby to a playdate.

Course 303: In the passenger seat I can more easily count my barrels of oil.

Course 404: If I show a little flexibility, maybe my whore, I mean mistress, will too (wink, wink).

Classes begin next Tuesday at your local oil refinery.

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4 thoughts on “Driving Miss Sleazy”

  1. Anyone who drives a car automatically feels powerful. Just ask anyone in Germany. I lived there for two years, and I know. Germans are sticklers for order and obeying rules. The only exception is on the highway. A German behind the wheel of a car has the capability of turning into one of the worst drivers in the world, and many of them do.

    I have a feeling that Saudi men, knowing how powerful they (think they) are when driving a car, are afraid to give their women the same delusion, because it might put ideas into the women’s heads and then the women will demand some REAL power.

    Am I right?

    1. Yes I think you are right. There is a real sense of power and independence that comes with driving, even though it’s not political power. I don’t really understand how Saudi men get away with it. For so long Saudi Arabia has been kind of immune to criticism. No longer. They deserve to be ridiculed, in my opinion.

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