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Author: PFHardie

I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

Home, Sweet Ford

September 20, 2023 PFHardie

After careful consultation with himself, and a teenie bribe, Doug Ford has approved the construction of housing on his forehead.  

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Going Down in the Anals of Great Leadership

September 12, 2023September 12, 2023 PFHardie

Since my plane won’t work, maybe I should just move to India. I love the costumes. That flight had really crappy food. Should I go back to the beard? I hope Sophie doesn’t get the […]

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The second slap in the face heard ’round the world

March 7, 2023 PFHardie

What? I have to pay Chris Rock to see his show and learn what he thinks about the slap in the face? What a slap in the face that is! Speaking of missed shows, I […]

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Great moments in history

December 14, 2022 PFHardie

“Happy birthday, Mr. President…”

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Tuesday night, close to midnight

December 2, 2022December 2, 2022 PFHardie

I watched that new show Wednesday. The girl playing Wednesday (Jenna Ortega) did a pretty good job, but not quite there. Very close, though. She definitely made it to Tuesday. I thought around noon but on […]

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Health Nut

October 27, 2022October 28, 2022 PFHardie

  Convincing my daughter to eat a banana, orange or apple is, how would you say? Fruitile!  

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Coco Confused

October 21, 2022 PFHardie

This is Coco. A very smart girl. Or so I thought. Yes, she knows a lot of commands and has a good grasp of manners around humans. Like sitting and not licking the elevator buttons, […]

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Botoxic

September 30, 2022September 30, 2022 PFHardie

It’s amazing with all the botox Putin is on, he’s still losing face in Ukraine.   Putin wants to avoid looking like this guy. Lavrov, the public face of Russian killplomacy. You might recognize him […]

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Rodman and His Pony Pal Putin

August 26, 2022August 28, 2022 PFHardie

I’m a recovering exerciser. Joined a zero step program. As I get older, I’ve moved from “beer’s cold, I’m sold” to “do you have a nice, light, inoffensive blonde, not too hoppy, pairs well with […]

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Fun Trying Times

June 1, 2022 PFHardie

These are trying times. Try these tips for having more fun: The next time you meet someone who suffers a head trauma that causes amnesia, tell them you were there for them the whole time […]

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