Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Covid’s Greatest Hits
In a surprise move, the Australian Tennis Open has made the tennis courts the size of Novak Djokovic’s ego, rendering the game much easier to play. Children of all ages, including Novak, are invited to […]
Canine Crimes
The French Bulldog is a canine crime in the making. You’ll find these creatures everywhere and more and more popular. If you can’t picture one, imagine a rump roast for a body, enlarged prostate for […]
Home Sweet Money
I sold my daughter’s Barbie house on Kijiji for way over asking. And only one bathroom. What a crazy market. Of course the new owners tore it down and built one of those monster […]
The No-Paper Paper
My car insurance company mailed me a very polite letter. A letter, printed on paper, thanking me for choosing the NO-PAPER option in all our correspondence. “You’re welcome, insurance company”, I wrote in a letter […]
The Masked Surgeon
From the makers of The Masked Singer comes The Masked Surgeon. Three people dressed as surgeons and ready to operate. Only one is a real surgeon. Can you tell who is the real surgeon and who are the […]
Ask Not For Whom the Death Tolls
A recent poll on the Covid death toll finds that 57% of Republicans think the current number of dead is acceptable. The other 43% feel it should be higher. From the man who poisons his […]