The New Abnormal
Yesterday we played Twister with social distancing. Some call it yoga. I’m so glad golfing is back. I can continue to practice socially distancing the ball from the hole. Watch out for the new […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Prison, Hollywood Style
Harvey Weinstein has wisely hired a prison consultant. This consultant will explain to Harv that certain cinematic terms he is use to hearing will have slightly different meanings. Climax – you’ll probably be too nervous […]
The Donut Decision
Coincidentally, when the scandal first hit I was sitting down to a nice donut and a gin and tonic. The scandal that will make it into the anals of Canadian history. Justin Trudeau, in his […]
Tongue Loss
Do you snore? Relief is in sight. A new study on people with sleep apnea who snore found that these people have fat tongues, and this contributes to their snoring. Just when you thought you […]
Real Elections and Fake Elections
American Election Issues: • Election stolen by Russia: moles, caviar, hookers and thug lawyers • International bribery, illegal promises made and broken • Mass immigration and a billion dollar border wall • Medicare or death […]
Guffaws Pause
How come game pieces are always called “men”? Even when you’re playing Clue and you have Miss Scarlet or Mrs. Peacock, people say, “Hey, you forgot to move your man.” Doesn’t make sense, and […]
