Author: PFHardie
Real Elections and Fake Elections
American Election Issues: • Election stolen by Russia: moles, caviar, hookers and thug lawyers • International bribery, illegal promises made and broken • Mass immigration and a billion dollar border wall • Medicare or death […]
Guffaws Pause
How come game pieces are always called “men”? Even when you’re playing Clue and you have Miss Scarlet or Mrs. Peacock, people say, “Hey, you forgot to move your man.” Doesn’t make sense, and […]
Climate Change and the Cher Solution
Scientists desperately seeking solutions to the perils of climate change have stumbled upon a remarkable strategy to save Mother Earth. Since the climate is changing so quickly, the “scientific” reasoning goes, we need a […]
Winners and Losers
Men! Tired of being dragged in excruciating pain to Winners? You wish it were just your appendix acting up, but no. You’re a man. A collection of reflexes, impulses and genes, all designed to hunt […]
Emoji Consultant
I got some disappointing news from a friend last week. He had a tough breakup with his girlfriend. The really sad part is he’s 56, divorced, and living in his not-so-smart car. His girlfriend? Well, she’s […]
The Cubicle
Perhaps the most challenging aspect of working in a corporate environment is being relegated to the slums, also known as the cubicle. The median income in the cubicle slums is well below the Canadian average. […]
Patient Disaster
I don’t get the problem with having a disaster waiting to happen. If some horrible event that will kill hundreds of thousands of people has the patience to wait around doing nothing, isn’t that a good […]