Harvey Weinstein has wisely hired a prison consultant. This consultant will explain to Harv that certain cinematic terms he is use to hearing will have slightly different meanings.
Climax – you’ll probably be too nervous to achieve this, but other inmates certainly will
Best boy – this will be your best boyfriend
Back story – the story you’ll tell the doctor after weeks of anal sex
Bit parts – inmate’s description of your nether region
Casting couch – will now be a casting bunk, or casting shower
Deadpan – with the shape you’re in, this will be a bed pan
Foil – the drug packaging other inmates will ask you to stick up your ass
Gross – the food, the conditions, your life
Grindhouse film – self-explanatory
Juxtaposition – the favourite sexual position of death row inmates
Oscar bait – will now be jail bait
Sleeper – something you will never do
Tour de force – as you tour the prison you will be forced to have sex
Thereisnosocialdistancinginprison
Good luck!