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Author: PFHardie

I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.

Climate Change and the Cher Solution

April 27, 2019 PFHardie

  Scientists desperately seeking solutions to the perils of climate change have stumbled upon a remarkable strategy to save Mother Earth. Since the climate is changing so quickly, the “scientific” reasoning goes, we need a […]

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Winners and Losers

March 31, 2019 PFHardie

Men! Tired of being dragged in excruciating pain to Winners? You wish it were just your appendix acting up, but no. You’re a man. A collection of reflexes, impulses and genes, all designed to hunt […]

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Emoji Consultant

March 17, 2019March 23, 2019 PFHardie

I got some disappointing news from a friend last week. He had a tough breakup with his girlfriend. The really sad part is he’s 56, divorced, and living in his not-so-smart car. His girlfriend? Well, she’s […]

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The Cubicle

February 21, 2019February 25, 2019 PFHardie

Perhaps the most challenging aspect of working in a corporate environment is being relegated to the slums, also known as the cubicle. The median income in the cubicle slums is well below the Canadian average. […]

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Patient Disaster

February 3, 2019 PFHardie

I don’t get the problem with having a disaster waiting to happen. If some horrible event that will kill hundreds of thousands of people has the patience to wait around doing nothing, isn’t that a good […]

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Great Balls on Fire

January 23, 2019January 23, 2019 PFHardie

  Hear them clang. And on fire! Isn’t it rather great that the only person who has the balls to take on Trump doesn’t have any balls? It’s obvs that Nancy deserves some honorary balls. […]

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Resolushuns

December 31, 2018 PFHardie

I’ve never been one for New Year resolutions. The motivation behind them never lasts. I’ve always thought that if you really want to change in some way, don’t do it when everyone else is doing […]

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Whose Wall Is It, Anyway?

December 21, 2018 PFHardie

Steel slats. Trump is talking about the wall and “steel slats”. Is he talking about the border wall? Or the walls of Ann Coulter’s vagina?  

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Playing the Conundrums

October 14, 2018October 14, 2018 PFHardie

  I felt really arrogant yesterday so I let out some self-esteam. I bought some batteries and the electricity was sold separately. I’m tired of weather being in the news 24/7. Yesterday my therapist downgraded […]

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Nothing At All

September 3, 2018September 5, 2018 PFHardie

A new longitudinal study that examined nothingness, conducted over a 100-year period, has concluded nothing at all. Said the scientists: “This is a great success for the scientific community. Nay, for humanity itself. At first, we were […]

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