Real Elections and Fake Elections

American Election Issues:

• Election stolen by Russia: moles, caviar, hookers and thug lawyers

• International bribery, illegal promises made and broken

• Mass immigration and a billion dollar border wall

• Medicare or death

• War in the Middle East and the Korean Peninsula

• Climate change

• Mass violence, bulletproof lunch packs

• Corruption at a new scale

• The direction of the free world


Canadian Election Issues:

• A halloween party


My Liberal candidate (in the Canadian election) is Rob Oliphant. It’s hard to discuss the election without acknowledging the oliphant in the room.

“Hey Rob, get out of my room.”

“But you have to acknowledge me.”

“Okay, I acknowledge you. Now git.”


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