I beg to differ…
Year: 2019
JUST BECAUSE I AM A MEAN, HORRIBLE PERSON I WILL HEREBY GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE JUST TO BE A JERK. I KNOW THAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST READING IT!!! BHWAAAAH, HAA, HAA, HAAAAAAA!!!
The ending is this: Luke Sky Walker wakes up and he is back in his bed at his Uncle Ben’s farm in the desert on Tatooine. He has just had the most incredible nightmare. It […]
Are We Doing New Year’s Again This Year?
Oh, yeah, New Years … we’re doing that again this year. And after a century of waiting, we’ll be back into the Roaring Twenties, so there’s that. The Teen years? As with the teen years […]
Gadgets, My Guy, and Rambo
For most people, culinary single-use devices like strawberry hullers and cherry pitters are handy time-savers. But for cooking-klutz me, they are cabinet space-stealing clutter, rarely, if ever, used. I’ve got ceramic pie weights to hold […]
Among the Old School Nude Rappers
Rap record company Strange Music has a strict code of conduct that forbids employees from stripping naked during the workday unless their clothes “are actually on fire.” The Wall Street Journal I was sitting […]
The Day After Christmas for a Teen Girl Lifeguard
Hi Amanda, I can’t meet you at the mall, I have to work today–ugh! So I’m lifeguarding at the Town Pool. I’m not SUPPOSED to be texting but I don’t care. They don’t pay me […]