Ask Not For Whom the Death Tolls

A recent poll on the Covid death toll finds that 57% of Republicans think the current number of dead is acceptable. The other 43% feel it should be higher.

From the man who poisons his enemies around the world, V. Putin, comes a Covid vaccine to save your life. Hi, Jenny McCarthy? Can we talk?

They’re not happy with it, but until everyone gets the vaccine, they are willing to go by the Three Masketeers.

I like to put really dangerous activities on my bucket list. Makes me feel alive. This week’s challenge: getting a haircut.

The WHO has declared the United States a failed state. Asks Roger Daltrey: Who the fuck are you?

Self-help gurus keep telling me to get out of my bubble. Learn about the world and other cultures. Now I’m suppose to create a bubble and cram in it with ten friends. Confusing.

Just as I was fitting my tenth friend into my friend bubble, someone came along and burst my bubble. My friends fell out and died from head wounds.

 

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