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Author: Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

Not Coming This Fall: Snow White Gets Slut Shammed By The Seven Dwarfs

May 12, 2026 Paul Lander

Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/8/26

May 8, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the James Webb Telescope, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]

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Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award Winner …

May 2, 2026 Paul Lander

Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/1/26

May 1, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about 7-11 closing a third of its stores, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release […]

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Cartoon: The WHCD Mentalist

April 28, 2026 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/24/26

April 24, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about MLB being back in full swing, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]

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Not Coming This Fall: Snoopy Gets Neutered

April 22, 2026 Paul Lander

Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/17/26

April 17, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Miami airport, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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Cartoon: Believe me. Many, many, many more

April 14, 2026 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/10/26

April 10, 2026 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about March Madness 2026, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]

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