Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/26

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Hannah Neeleman expecting baby number nine, don’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Christmas is Coming (The Donald’s Getting Fat)

Washington, D.C. – Along with his gold sneakers, watches, cologne, and bitcoin, President Trump announced the launch of his own Christmas decoration line. He promises to “Make Christmas Great Again.” The line he calls Trumpmas […]

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