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What They Don’t Tell You About Getting Old

August 8, 2018
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Getting old is gross.  There’s no way around it.  I don’t remember signing up for this shit when I was younger, because if I had a choice, I probably would’ve tapped out by now. Every…

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Sorry I have to cancel our plans…but not really

June 27, 2018
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I hate going places.  I mean, I purposely setup my house so I never need to leave.  I have multiple TVs, video game systems, storage for both food and drink, and a family that I…

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For Those of Us Dumb Enough to Get Married, Here is the Secret to Success

April 26, 2018
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My wife and I have been married for 10, 11, or possibly 12 years.  I’m honestly not sure which is correct.  I just know the date, and as a man, that’s the most important fact. …

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Hey Amazon, You Can Totally Crash at My Place

February 7, 2018
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So Amazon, I hear you are looking for a new location for a second headquarters. I see there’s a long list of like 20 different cities that want you, but I have to be honest,…

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Let’s Go Bitcoining!

January 17, 2018
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For as long as I remember coins have only really been useful to European countries, old men in the grocery store with change purses, and little kids who had piggy banks.  For everyone else, they’re…

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For The Love of God, Keep Your Pants On!

December 13, 2017
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It appears that famous men in this country have a serious problem keeping their pants on in situations that require them to be wearing pants, leaving the rest of us to wonder, “Dude, what the…

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The Sacred Trust of the Break-Room

November 9, 2017
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I love the work break-room.  It has free coffee, a fridge, and a sink I am not responsible for cleaning.  I can also find refuge from my boss and any other person I don’t want…

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You Win This Round, Low-Flow Toilet

September 13, 2017
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As I once again stand here in the bathroom plunger in hand,  I must face the reality that I have once again been defeated by my arch nemesis, The Low-Flow Toilet.  You see, in California, if…

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The Fun at Work Revolution

August 2, 2017
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It’s time we all stopped lying to ourselves.  Lugging yourself out of bed, only to spend the entire week, month, and year going to the same office everyday just to be told what to do…

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Mid-Year Affirmations Because I’m Terrible at Most Things

June 13, 2017
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Now that I have made it to June, the year is halfway over.  Time to look back at my New Years resolutions and take inventory on my progress.  The verdict:  I suck.  This resolution thing has…

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