Bin Laden Was Plotting To Attack U.S. Trains

Data recovered from the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan has turned up evidence that he and his associates were plotting an attack on trains in the United States.

Presumably the plot also included plans for a time machine, so that they could transport themselves to the 1800s, when more than 3 people at a time rode trains in America.

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  1. Cut them some slack, they’re a little behind the times ya know with the caves and all. Ha!

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