Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent: Gooood Mornin’, Hillbilly Health Care Services, kin I help ya’.
Bubba: Hey, I was wonderin’ how long are my kids covered under my health insurance?
Hillbilly Health Insurance Agent: Well, lookin’ at your policy I reckon your kids are covered up to the age of 25 . . . as long as they stay in school.
Bubba: Good! They should be finishin’ high school by then!
If they haven’t left school to raise their family by then!
Funny.