A traffic jam is simply a sign from the universe for you to tweet.
I don’t get why people are mad about horse meat in fast food. If you cared what you put in your body, you wouldn’t eat…
I don’t get why people are mad about horse meat in fast food. If you cared what you put in your body, you wouldn’t eat…
If porn was realistic, instead of saying “Do me harder,” porn stars would say, “Hurry up and finish. I hear the kids coming up the…
A traffic jam is simply a sign from the universe for you to tweet.
On Valentine’s Day, I plant roses to restore the balance.
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Well there’s also sexting =)
So all those people who came before Twitter wrongly thought it was for honking their horns and yelling obscenities at each other?
I’m old fashioned; I still prefer honking the horn and screaming obscenities. It’s good to be part of the human experience in a personal way.
Well there’s also sexting =)