This morning I saw a guy with a bumper sticker that said, “I LOVE MY WIFE!” … most likely placed there by her in order to mark him as unavailable and keep the prying eyes of the ladies at bay. Though I think this may be a bit redundant on a minivan.
If porn was realistic, instead of saying “Do me harder,” porn stars would say, “Hurry up and finish. I hear the kids coming up the…
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