Snarky Comebacks To Real News About Trump AND His Minions.
Mike Johnson- “Calling the President of the United States a ‘pedophile’ is highly disrespectful and offensive. I am asking everyone to refrain from this kind of language and behaviour.
Snarky answer:
Make sure Trump does this first so that we have an example to follow.
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True Story- Trump’s left foot was not working. Melanie couldn’t even keep him walking in a straight line.
The left side of Trump’s brain is not working either. It has a bad limp as well.
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DOGE is dead, and the truth is finally out: it didn’t save money — it burned it. Analysts estimate DOGE’s chaos has COST taxpayers around $135 billion, from mass firings to lost tax revenue.
$135 BILLION!
If these two are ‘geniuses’ then the world doesn’t need any more ‘geniuses’.
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DOJ acknowledges Kristi Noem made decision to continue deportation flights to El Salvador despite judge’s order.
Send her there. This time BEHIND THE BARS!!!
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Trump said “this climate change thing is the greatest hoax!”
Nah, your con job is a lot better.
Everyone knows you are the greatest at hoaxes……..
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Katherine Leavitt says she has PTSD because of difficult situations with her 32 year older husband.
Actually she has PTSD because her brain isn’t working right…..
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Donald Trump Proposes New Nickname For MAGA.
Maga proposes a new name for Trump- ‘Benedict Arnold’
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Obama was photographed serving food to veterans today at a food giveaway.
Trump will just serve at McDonalds. And then only until the cameras stop rolling……
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Trumps shows DISSERVICE to those Americans who have shown TRUE SERVICE to their country- Mark Kelly, John McCain, American soldiers from WWII buried in France.
Donald HIMSELF is doing a disservice to the country while he is President- grifting funds, destroying long established policies and agencies, cutting aid to those at the opposite end of the financial spectrum from him, making deals and giving aid to those with the same dictatorial ambitions as him- Milieu, Orban, Prince of Saudi Arabia, Putin.
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Trump Cologne- his latest grift to make himself richer and his minions poorer. Use it also to keep vermin away from your house, as a defense spray against attackers and to kill roaches.
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Nick Adams statement- Donald T is the most fashionable President in American history. The man could be a model if he wanted to.
A model for what? MAD Magazine?
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Trump demands a nationwide immigration crackdown after DC shooting, ignoring the fact that many recent killers were white American men.
They talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome when in reality HE is the one who really has it!
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In relation to Katherine Leavitt stating that a soldier conducting a classified order can question that order a person answered:
“Obviously this woman lacks historical knowledge!”
To which I answer- “Obviously this woman lacks a frontal lobe on her brain….”
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Hegseth stated publicly that Senator Mark Kelly, former U.S. Captain and astronaut, may face court-martial.
Kelly has it all over Hegseth. Hegseth should be arrested for imitating a real, functioning human being!
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Trump chose to mark the holiday in which we celebrate unity, family, and welcoming strangers with an unspeakably evil rant in which he called Governor Tim Walz “retarded,” repeated appalling right-wing racist smears against Ilhan Omar, and vowed to enact “reverse migration” — which is just a few goose-steps away from ethnic cleansing.
The Rotten Pumpkin speaks with what little there is left of his mind…….
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Grant Cardone stated that he just spent the night with Trump and that his stamina was unbelievable for someone his age.
Yeah- his mouth seems to be powered by a Duracell battery!
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There is a photo of Trump shaking hands with Troy Nehls and they are holding a book entitled ‘the Big Fraud’
The title indicates it is a biography of Donald….
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BREAKING: President Trump’s Critical Six-Word Response After Australia Moves to Become the First Western Nation to Permanently Ban Him, His Family, and His Former Administration — Sparking Other Countries to Consider Following.
It shows that Australia still knows what common sense is……..
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‘America Has Reached Rock Bottom’: Trump’s Thanksgiving Promise to Close Border to ‘Third World Countries’ Sparks Stir
If we only waited for the whole Trump family to go on vacation somewhere and THEN closed the border just to them that would end a lot of our troubles.