Forget the Economy – Facebook is Hiring!
Position:
Facebook WiseAss
Number of Positions:
Unlimited
Description:
Scan through friends’ status messages and follow up with smart ass commentary.
Smart ass opportunities can be increased by purposely misunderstanding awkward phrasing or obvious typos.
Requirements:
Must be well schooled in pop culture, current movies and TV, and must be able to deftly drop 80s references at a moment’s notice.
Must be willing to sell out your friends, family, and even yourself for a cheap laugh.
Must not have any problem annoying people that you have not seen for 25 years or even those you have never met.
Must be willing to overlook the fact that you may not even understand the original post you are commenting on. In fact, that’s absolutely the best time to comment.
References:
No need to supply references. If you are already on Facebook, we know more about your references than you do.
Compensation:
We are entering into a new economic paradigm, and since Facebook is always on the cutting edge of paradigms, we would like to offer you an actual pair of dimes. However, things are tight, so you will instead be compensated in shares, likes, and comments.
Now I know what you do for a living!
I have so far managed to avoid Facebook, but I have to think that most people would avoid me on there anyway. I think I might be one of those smart ass people like yourself Richard. Maybe I should join just in case.
Is this about me? Not to be paranoid, but as we know I goof up posts all the time. I think I might be insulted, maybe not, but maybe. Was that nice writing about me? Gee, Richard.