In order to avoid a real zombie apocalypse, it’s probably useful to know what has at least caused them in the movies.
Let’s examine…
28 Days Later: Virus from genetic research
Evil Dead: Demonic Possession from playing an audio tape
Planet Terror: Experimental bio-weapon
White Zombie: Love spell gone wrong
Thriller video: Yellow contact lenses
Dance of the Dead: Nuclear plant pollution
Shaun of the Dead: Aging record collection
Return of the Living Dead: Gas from medical supply warehouse
Dead Alive: Monkey bite
Night of the Living Dead, etc.: Radiation from a fallen satellite
Zombieland: Mad cow disease spreads to humans resulting in a twinkie shortage
Bachmannland: Gays allowed to marry
Be prepared.
Such thorough research, Eric. I am impressed with your work here. Bachmannland is new to me. Do you think it will hit theaters soon. maybe it should be a double feature with Sarah Palin’s movie. Maybe then there will be more than two people in the theater.