[Brad]
You’d wear pants with nothing underneath
You’d even kiss my lips before asking if I brushed my teeth
It’s hard to believe that was me and you

It’s those days gone by that I really mourn
We were hot for each other without using porn
I miss the way that it felt back then I wanna feel that way again

[Brad] We used to mess around at your mom’s house, tryin’ not to get busted
[Carrie] Remind me, remind me
[Brad] We could see each other naked without being disgusted
[Carrie] Remind me, remind me

[Brad]
From across the room, I asked you to dance
[Carrie] You were looking so hot in your parachute pants
[Brad] That was even before we financed your implants

[Carrie]
I’d pass some gas you wouldn’t hear – I’d be hopin’
Now I take a dump with the bathroom door open
[Brad] Remind me, baby, remind me
[Carrie]
Oh, we were so fit, our bodies were fantastic
We didn’t have a wardrobe entirely of elastic
[Brad] Remind me, baby, remind me

[Carrie] I wanna feel that way
[Brad] Yeah, I wanna hold you close
[Carrie] That sounds ok, but you’re now kinda gross
Baby, remind me, remind me

[Carrie] Do you remember when I wore nothing but thongs?
[Brad] And you’d touch my penis without using tongs?
[Carrie] Remind me
[Brad] Yeah, remind me
[Carrie]
All those things that you used to do
That made me fall in love with you
Remind me, oh, baby, remind me

[Brad]
Yeah, we’d make love all night long
Not just the length of a sitcom theme song
Remind me

[Brad and Carrie] Oh, baby, remind me

[Carrie] Oh, baby, remind me, baby, remind me
[Brad] Yeah, you liked me, you thought I was cute
[Carrie] You’d go down on me without a hazmat suit
[Brad] Baby, remind me

Eric Hetvile

Wanted in 14 states. But those states suck, anyway.

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