(Earth Day should be every day!)
My promise
to the earth
this year
is to make sure
the cigs I throw out the window,
happen after I pass the herd of deer.
I will make sure
that all the beer cans I use,
because
I can drink
them faster than bottles,
are put into the right container for refuse.
Dirty panties
can be recycled
you know,
rip them up,
if they aren’t already,
and use them to clean your car
topped with snow.
Just because
the Chinese food in my fridge,
has fuzz on top,
it can be still be eaten
so scrape it off
with a knife
using its ridge.
My promise
to this earth I say
is less sexual partners,
with less use
of plastic products,
and more innocent
foreplay.