My neighbor asked when I was going to decorate the outside of my house as it is already December 1st and her house has been decorated since Thanksgiving. I just smiled and answered, “Soon”, but what I really wanted to say was, “When are you dying because you are 85 and on borrowed time?” Yea, welcome to the season of Peace on Earth and Goodwill toward Men and PMS.
The Place to Take a Humor Break