I was watching TV and came upon the Bravo channel and it occurred to me that this network is a microcosm of the world we live in. Stupid people become millionaires; shallow people sleep with them, and then they reproduce. Is it any wonder this world is so screwed up?
So basically, I’m just one good head injury away from realizing my life’s dreams? Crap! I went to school for nothing! Thanks mom and dad, I knew I should have jumped off that bridge like all my friends did, damn it!
How do I get on the shallow-people list? I could use a few bucks.