Since last month, I have stopped drinking beer, quit bacon, exercised daily, and started lying profusely.
Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn’t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn’t know how to spell tumbler…
Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn’t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn’t know how to spell tumbler…
Side effects include weight gain, depression, and loss of sex drive. Ask your doctor if marriage is right for you. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May…
Since last month, I have stopped drinking beer, quit bacon, exercised daily, and started lying profusely.

Compartmentalizing is good!