Randy Travis was arrested naked for a DWI. Now there’s a country song that practically writes itself.
Here are my least-terrible Twitter posts from today: My mother-in-law said I undercooked the hamburgers. To her, they’re not done until they’re as black as…





I can just hear Randy singing, “I like to drive butt-naked after bourbon!” A Nashville hit in the making!?!
So sad but oh so true. Touché.