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The Root of all Zombies

June 29, 2012
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“Medical Examiner rules out bath salts in Miami face-chewing attack” – Apricot facial scrub, however, still under suspicion.

 

 

 

2 Responses to The Root of all Zombies

  1. June 29, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    I believe this. No good ever comes from anything from fruit smelling soap products.

    • Kathy Minicozzi
      June 29, 2012 at 9:52 pm

      Except for raspberry Softsoap body wash. Nobody ever became a zombie from smelling like a raspberry.

      Honeysuckle, however, is another story. You do not want to wash yourself in that fragrance. You just don’t know what mayhem will come of it.



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