“Medical Examiner rules out bath salts in Miami face-chewing attack” – Apricot facial scrub, however, still under suspicion.
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“Medical Examiner rules out bath salts in Miami face-chewing attack” – Apricot facial scrub, however, still under suspicion.

I believe this. No good ever comes from anything from fruit smelling soap products.
Except for raspberry Softsoap body wash. Nobody ever became a zombie from smelling like a raspberry.
Honeysuckle, however, is another story. You do not want to wash yourself in that fragrance. You just don’t know what mayhem will come of it.