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I Have the Best Words, Believe Me

March 25, 2016
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Let me tell you. All right. I have the best words. The very best words.

Tremendous people will tell you I have the best words. And you know…these people are just tremendous. They call me all of the time and tell me I have the best words. Believe me.

My words are so good, nobody else has words as good as my words. In fact, I have the best words in the history of words.

Therefore, I am in the best position to negotiate because nobody else has words as good as my words. How could anyone possibly compete with me when I have all of the best words?

I’m telling you now. Anyone who picks a fight with me is going to be faced with a lot of words. Big words. I am totally being honest here. I went to school and I have amazing words. I will throw the biggest words at them that you could ever possibly imagine. If my competitors don’t want to be faced with all of my words, they had better just keep their mouths shut.

The people running against me are nothing but a group of stiffs with little words. They have no energy and no good words. Just little, meaningless, and useless words. This country and the world has no interest in their words.

That I can tell you.

If the world wants to hear the best words, the world will have to come to me. Believe me.

 

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Billy Dees

Billy Dees enjoys science, news, and pop culture and is always ready for a great conversation. He is an editorialist, voice-over man, and overall creative type.

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4 Responses to I Have the Best Words, Believe Me

  1. Bill Spencer
    March 25, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    I’m voting for the mime.

    • March 25, 2016 at 8:30 pm

      That would be preferable wouldn’t it?

      • Bill Spencer
        March 25, 2016 at 9:21 pm

        I really enjoyed this. You’ve captured him and his absurdity brilliantly.

        P.S. Don’t let any of his supporters sucker punch you.

        • March 25, 2016 at 9:35 pm

          Thanks Bill I really appreciate that. I’m not a big fan of any of the candidates so I guess I won’t be making any new friends very soon.



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