The Perpendicular Gas Pumper




Really?  There’s not some common sense thing that tells you you should pull parallel to the fuel pumps vs. perpendicular?

Here’s the message that was on the Instagram photo:

I think I’m just gonna stay in today. Too many morons are out.

Lady, I’ve struggled with math, algebra and geometry a little myself…

Which one of these hickey-ma-jiggers, < >, is greater than?  Is it the one that OPENS to the larger number or the one that POINTS to the larger number?

Horizontal vs Vertical  (Hint: Vertical blinds go across your window which means they should be HORIZONTAL BLINDS but we call them vertical because engineers are the same jagoffs that got A’s in your math class)

But YOUR struggle seems a little worse Perpendicular Patty.

Here’s to hoping you get the parallel vs. perpendicular thingy figured out before you try to “Perpendicular Park,” Ya Jagoff.


Thanks to Tim O’Ghoul on Instgram for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.

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3 thoughts on “The Perpendicular Gas Pumper”

  1. This woman probably parallel parks in a supermarket parking lot (where the parking spaces are perpendicular).

  2. Happy to report that Bill Y never has this problem. Why only today, I came back to my imaginary car and a nice suited lady had left me a message that said “Parking Fine” and it was damn fine parking too, if I say so myself and I do!

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