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It’s in the Mail

January 21, 2015

By: David

A man in Great Britain was arrested for having sex with a mailbox. Yep, apparently he sauntered over to a corner post and caressed it and well, you know…Needless to say he was arrested.  The lawyer for the mailbox maniac said his client has learned a few key lessons from his crime:

Sending letters is okay; sending sperm is not

Not all packages fit in the mail box slot

and finally,

It’s true: the postal service always delivers on time.

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books ( As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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10 Responses to It’s in the Mail

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    January 23, 2015 at 4:51 am

    Talk about pushing the envelope!

  2. January 22, 2015 at 9:29 pm

    See.. it’s always the tall ones who get the attention. Other mailboxes are short and stubby and feel left out.

  3. January 21, 2015 at 9:09 am

    Another winner! How about a book of similar bizarre-o news items?

    • January 21, 2015 at 12:22 pm

      Hm, food for thought! That sounds like a lot of legal loop jumping, but maybe not.

  4. January 21, 2015 at 8:50 am

    The guy is lucky it wasn’t sub zero temps at the time of engagement.

    • January 21, 2015 at 12:23 pm

      Yep, that would not be pretty at all!

  5. January 21, 2015 at 8:38 am

    I can honestly say, I’ve never thought of mail boxes as sexy, but I’m outraged that one was so criminally assaulted! 😉

    • January 21, 2015 at 2:58 pm

      well, maybe we can crowd fund for its therapy Theresa!

  6. January 21, 2015 at 8:38 am

    Bwahahaha! Stellar, Donna!

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