A man in Great Britain was arrested for having sex with a mailbox. Yep, apparently he sauntered over to a corner post and caressed it and well, you know…Needless to say he was arrested. The lawyer for the mailbox maniac said his client has learned a few key lessons from his crime:
Sending letters is okay; sending sperm is not
Not all packages fit in the mail box slot
It’s true: the postal service always delivers on time.