Six American State Secretaries Of State have banded together to form a gang…….er,… rather form an alliance to explore further the belief that the 2020 Presidential election was interfered with. These six Secretaries, who oddly enough all happen to be Republicans, are putting forth a belief that a further investigation into the Trump/Biden election was rigged and needs to be further beaten to death even though it already has barely a blip on life support.
The six Secretaries of State and their subsequent civil duties are as follows:
Chuck Gray, Wyoming- Head of the Department of Investing Cattle Abductions By Aliens and Investigating Rumors That Steven Spelberg Used a Real Alien Spacecraft When Filming That Sequence At Devil’s Tower, Wyoming For The Film ‘Strange Encounters Of The Third Kind’.
John Thurston, Arkansas- On the Committee For Research Into The Probability That the South Really Won The Civil War and That Lincoln’s Assassination Was Staged And He Lived Out His Life Hiding Away In Mexico.
Kyle Ardoin, Louisiana- Departmental Head Of The Agency to Block Out All Internet Connections to Places Outside Louisiana To Keep its Citizens As Ignorant As Possible.
Mac Warner, West Virginia- Department Chief To Copy Whatever Means Louisiana Finds To Keep Their People As Ignorant As Possible And Use It In West Virginia Too.
John R. Ashcroft, Missouri- Part of Commision To Investigate Just How Hippies From Illinois Have Been Getting Away With Making Those Crop Circles In Our Fields And How To Stop Them.
Frank LaRose, Ohio- Officer In Charge Of Wasting Taxpayer Money as Quickly And Efficiently As Possible.
Now that Trump is facing major charges of interfering with election results these Secretaires are doubling down on their claims in true Trumparian fashion. A number of them are even getting extensive plastic surgery done to make themselves look more like their feckless leader.
More news will be available as this situation moseys on……..