He forgot that the Predator President was there with his entourage of about two spare tires around his midriff.
Speaker Mike Johnson did his best Charlie Brown impersonation explaining the citizen funded military meeting to the public in the tone that Trump likes best. If Lucy had been there with a football he would have gone for that too.
Headline- “Trump To Spend $625 Million To Revive Coal.”
Isn’t that like performing CPR on a corpse that has already had its blood removed?
Karoline Leavitt told a reporter he was ‘Despicable for questioning Jared Kushner’s, Trump’s son in law, over his obscene sums accumulated from Gulf Arab countries recently. When asked for his opinion, commentator Daffy Duck described Leavitt as being “Dethpicable!!!” herself.
Ed Coristine, a young DOGE employee who helped with muddying the waters in governmental agencies and possibly helped expose Americans Social Security numbers was recently car jacked and bloodied which gave the excuse to Trump to send the National Guard To Washington, D.C.
Coristine now says that ““When I started seeing these problems that we’ve got as a government, this $37 trillion national debt and counting… I was like ‘This is insane, is there any way I can help solve this?’” How? By making it even larger like Musk did?
Headline- Trump Snaps At CBS’s White House Reporter Weijia Jiang: “I have a bigger heart than you do!”
Yeah- he keeps it in a glass of water next to his bed most of the time because he rarely uses it.
House Minority leader Hakeem Jeffries stated that the “Strangest Thing Ever” happened when he had a meeting with Trump. He turned orange from a strange, new and virulent new form of leprosy.
Was it really a smart idea on Trump’s part to assemble the people who have the most guns in the U.S. together at Quantico and berate them? They know where he lives……
Former Syrian Dictator Bashar al-Assad was poisoned in Russia. Putin must have mistaken him for a dissident.
Trump claimed to have settled the war between Azerbaijan and Albania. The two leaders of those countries had a good laugh together over this when they met because they had never been at war.
The man with an ego and a vanity that never ends has designs for a coin in his honor:
The only problem is that it is illegal to make a commemorative coin of a living person. But being against the law has never stopped Donald before.
Fear not, he might not last too long and then they can go ahead and make the coin!
Trump is sending 300 Illinois National Guard to Chicago.
There must be a whole lot of trash to be cleaned up!!!
MAGA has insisted on replacing Puerto Rican singer Bad Bunny with the Easter Bunny for the Super Bowl Half Time show. They say the Easter Bunny is more ‘American’….and speaks ‘proper English’……
Trump says U.S. can ‘grow its way out of $37 TRILLION debt’.
Yeah, and money grows on trees too……
Trump says U.S. can ‘grow its way out of $37 TRILLION debt’.
Trump should help pay that with all the billions he has made illegally since he became President.
Trump says U.S. can ‘grow its way out of $37 TRILLION debt’.
If Kamala were President now he would say “Look what this b — h has done to the economy! Never trust a Democrat or a woman with money! I know, I am married to Melania!”