Now You Can Add Murder To The Number Of Commandments Trump Has Broken.

Mr. Christian himself- Sir Donald The Trump, has broken yet another one of the so proudly hailed Biblical canons that there is- the Ten Commandments.

Yes, this is the same 10 commandments that his MAGA people want put into every school in America that has students that can still read (Yes, I know- under his administration that is less and less every day!). Yet when we ask the churches to put Science books into churches they get all pontificating about it! It would only seem fair!

 

So Donald, not happy with only breaking most of the remaining 9 Commandments decided to add Thou Shalt Not Murder (Commandment #5- “Thou shalt not kill.) to his list of accomplishments- the ones he keeps hidden from his Jesus base. 

For those who are not up on their Commandments these days (or, like Donnie- have never really read them in the first place) Here is the way they are listed:

          1-I am the LORD your God; you shall not have strange gods before me.

2-You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

3-Remember to keep holy the LORD’s Day.

4-Honor your father and mother.

5-You shall not kill.

6-You shall not commit adultery.

7-You shall not steal.

8-You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

9-You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife.

10-You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods.

Now, just to make sure we are all on the same page- here is a list of the Commandments that Saint Donald has already broken:

Number 1- Thou shalt not have any gods before me- As so many of us have learned from almost 5 years of this hypocrite and pretend patriot is that he worships MONEY above and beyond all else except his Ego (ego is purposely written with a capital ‘E’ for a reason in his case). His true allegiance to this country is only to its money. All else is a big put-on. God comes second to him too, maybe because Donald thinks he is as great as God. He’ll find out some day, probably soon…….

No. 2- Thou shalt not make any graven images- How many statues and portraits has Trump made of HIMSELF? I, myself, can’t count that high…….

No. 3- Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain- How many ‘Goddamns’ has Donnie uttered during his Presidential years, if you can truly call him ‘Presidential’? Nuff said……

No. 4- Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy- What is Donnie’s favorite golf day? Yes, I know, it is ANY day. But Sunday is when his ‘also holy’ golf buddies are free to play.

No. 5- Honor thy father and thy mother- OK, I have to give Trump credit on this one- he HAS actually honored his father and mother. Unfortunately with his father he has honored him by copying all the pillaging that he did.

N0. 6- THOU SHALT NOT KILL!!!!!!- Too late, there are a number of dead Venezuelans who might have or might not have been drug smugglers, but it is already known for sure that at least two of them were not gang members.
And no one is stopping him from getting more, not even God.
(Someone should mention this Commandment to Nut-An-Yahoo too and his merry band of Israeli soldiers as well.)

N0. 7- Thou shalt not commit adultery-…….Does this even need to be said? Ok, if you insist- I will say only two words- STORMY DANIELS…..oh…and JEFFERY EPSTEIN! Ok, six words then…….

No. 8- Thou shalt not steal- Um, Trump is probably the most successful thief in so many different ways who never ended up in prison…..yet…..

No. 9- Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbors- That means not to LIE, something Trump does on automatic pilot. Please notice his present witch hunts against James Comey, John Bolton, Letitia James and anyone even related to a Democrat.

No. 10- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s. – OK let me catch my breath before I launch into this one…….Here goes- Donald covets every piece of property there is on the globe. Remember his talking about building hotels and golf courses in Gaza once all the bodies are cleared away? About how he ran roughshod over Scottish farmers to get their land to build his infamous golf courses there? Covet the neighbor’s wife or maidservant? He’ll grab the p____ on any halfway decent looking woman if she doesn’t watch him! Manservant? Well I’ll leave that one up to the South Park guys to elaborate on. Nor cover anything that is thy neighbor’s? Trump will grab cash and material things any way he can- peddling Bibles, steaks, watches, hotels, sneakers, anything he can get his neighbors’ bucks from them. Maybe even his women….he could make a fortune with Melania….

That about sums it up. I am sure if God could expand it to 20 Commandments Donald would start right away to non-covet them! 

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