There is nothing more enjoyable than singing in the Shower. Unless you might add Christmas Carol music.
Wait a moment. What if we sang a song in the shower about taking a shower to the tune of a Christmas carol?
That way, you could combine cleanliness, beautiful music and lyrics that Jews wouldn’t mind singing.
Here we go, to the tune of “OH HOLY NIGHT!”
“OH SOAPY SUDS”
Oh Soapy Suds, the shower’s hot … and steamy!
Grad your shampoo. Now just rinse… and repeat.
Apply Conditioner; It’s oh so Rich and Creamy…
Scrub thoroughly: And don’t forget Your Feet!
The thrill of wetness; Soaking every crevice…
Penetrating, Reinvigorating…
RINSE… AND REPEAT! OH, HEAR THE STALL’S ACOUSTICS
Your Vo-oice, Divine… You’re little voice, in this Surround…
It’s STER- E-O – oh, oh,oh,oh, oh… It’s STER–ER-E O!
Kathy, you’re an opera singer, huh? What would you think about recording my shower song/Christmas Carol on you tube and we’ll try to make it go viral.
Here’s my scene idea. Standing outside of a running shower in a bathrobe wearing a shower cap using the original “Oh Holy Night” music without vocals.
If that song doesn’t suit you, I’ve got seven other Christmas Carol based shower songs.
Hah! I can’t even make my writings go viral!
Kathy, writings are difficult to ever go viral.
Silly songs, if done well, can sometimes catch on.
And the more incongruent it is, such as an opera singer singing a carol shower song parody, the better.
Like if you could make a cat sing Figero, you’d have a possible viral video.
The surprise… or the incongruity is what captures the imagination.
O little stream of water
How sweetly I feel thee fall
Upon my head, and everywhere
I’m just wet overall
O Softsoap Body Wash
You make me feel so clean
You smell so good, you kill the dirt
And make me want to sing
(Actually, I’m a professional singer. Believe it or not, the shower is the one place I almost NEVER sing!)