Little Dill Y is now 6 and for his next birthday, he will be 7. He gets his manners, intelligence and quench for knowledge from his mother. He gets a loathing of Bon Jovi, thirst for trying to figure out how magnets work and a healthy respect for the genius of Paris Hilton from my good self. Jill Y is by no means perfect and every hour, on the hour, we have an argument that lasts 59 minutes. One of the rare things we agree on, is that the little dude must always wash his hands after he uses the restroom when he’s been out for a beer. That’s why we got him a cool informative t-shirt that informs:
I made it to the office by 9 a.m. I got so involved in my work I didn’t check the clock for the first time…






This sign should be put up in every restroom in the country.