Kids – You teach them to use their Jedi powers for good and they end up becoming Bon Jovi fans anyway. Little Dill Y is your average 6 year old budding genius. He’s a big fan of reading and especially likes books about quantum physics of consciousness, the technical height of a dwarf and Sesame Street.
We’re an inquisitive household and there’s always something to learn. When he comes home from genius school and does his homework, the real learning begins. Last night he taught Jill Y and I about how magnets work. I’m not going to lie and pretend we understood it all but the Power Point presentation was very good and we didn’t do too bad in the test.
Jill Y and I recently completed argument no. 782 but if there’s one thing we agree on, it’s that we’re not going to force Jesus down his throat. We both have more time for the little plastic things on the end of shoe laces than we have for any form of organised religion. His uncle Sugartastic Daddy John is a different fish kettle completely. If it was up to The Daddy, he would eat sleep and bathe in religion but that’s because he was brought up a different way as this x-ray clearly shows:
Now THAT’S a true cross to bear! Funny stuff Bill!
Cheers Deb, I have a sneaky suspicion that that’s not a real x-ray but It’s only a suspicion!
Is that x-ray revealing a fundamentalist’s bowel obstruction?
I’m told it’s cool to have regular bowel movements but I so don’t want to be there he finally gets rid of Jesus!
That is one bad x-ray. See, that might turn me into a believer! HA HA HA! Very good Bill!
Don’t do it Donna, If you even come close to believing that nonsense, let me know and and I’ll sort it out for you!