If you support hay marriages, you will burn in hell! God said so.

Jill Y and I have more time for words that rhyme with ‘credit’ than we have for religion. We’re good friends with Pat and Matt who are two of the nicest bales of hay you could ever meet. Pat and Matt have been a couple for many a season and have a loving, monogamous relationship. Because they’re both male bales of hay and because God said they cannot get married, they decided to have a civil partnership. It was a pretty cool ceremony and the happy couple are happy. If you’re any way confused about God’s take on the subject, this should clear it up for you:

 

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