I just wanted to put my crack pipe down long enough to say that anyone who has a vice needs serious help. That’s why I gave up drinking.
I assume “do it like they do on the Discovery Channel” means having sex while Mike Rowe narrates it. I’ll pass. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn)…
I don’t smoke, drink, or cuss. Ah shit! I left my cig’s at the bar again!
nice