A recent news article from Westminster, California reported that Catherine Kieu-Becker could get life in prison for penis chopping. On Monday night, police say Kieu spiked a meal and served it to her estranged husband. The 60-year-old man started to feel sick and went to lie down, then awoke tied to the bed as Kieu attacked and cutting off his penis with a 10-inch kitchen knife, police said. She then put the penis down a garbage disposal, police said. The victim declined to comment when he was reached by phone Tuesday by the Register. Stating, “This is a ‘private’ matter.”
Okay, seriously this is a tragic story and the fact that the victim called it a private matter doesn’t help, however, can you imagine if the garbage disposal had backed up?
“Plumber: Well ma’am you’ve got a penis stuck in your garbage disposal. The good news is it’s less than six-inches stuck in the pipe.”
Life in prison is a little stiff, wouldn’t you say?
I suspect the plumber may want overtime rates for doing this job.
You’re right LB, I think it falls under ROMMP, Removal of Mangled Man Parts, eww, ouch!
This was a tragic story and I feel badly for the guy, but has anyone not thought about the fact that a woman named Becker cut off a guy’s pecker? That poetry just writes itself. Great one Deb!
Remember John Wayne Bobbitt, and all the jokes that went around about how appropriate HIS name was?
I agree that this is a tragic story. I can’t help wondering what the poor guy did that made the woman want to do that to him.
HA HA HA HA! Becker and Pecker! That’s just begging for a song parody!