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Björn Borg explains

July 29, 2012
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Being drunk is as much a national past-time as it is an Olympic event but aside from procreation, who here among us can claim to do have done anything productive while drunk? This is something I’ve never thought about and it’s something I don’t care about but there is an entire subculture who place great relevance on this way of life as Björn Borg explains:

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6 Responses to Björn Borg explains

  1. July 31, 2012 at 10:28 am

    I’ve heard of people getting their ducks in a row, but never potatoes! But drunk people often come up with “interesting” ideas.

    • July 31, 2012 at 1:38 pm

      The only time I ever came up with an interesting idea was when I was drunk!

  2. July 29, 2012 at 8:19 am

    Yeah, I thought it was time for a new pic. When you hover over it, you see ‘bonjovidonotexist’. Technology is just amazing!

    I wouldn’t say the drunk mother is too bothered with the tweet. She’s preoccupied with been drunk and productive.

    Hey, In Sweden Björn Borg designed the interior for a a series of trains. As you board or depart these trains, a recorded message from the man himself can be heard; “Björn Borg welcomes you on your journey” or “Björn Borg thanks you for your custom”. Just sayin

    • July 29, 2012 at 12:15 pm

      oh, another reason to go to Sweden. I don’t remember anything welcoming like that on Vienna subway and let’s face it in NYC or Philadelphia, I don’t get the warm and fuzzy feeling either. :)

      • July 29, 2012 at 3:31 pm

        I’ve been to a lot of places but none come close to Sweden. Scandinavians have such a positive outlook on life. They pay very high taxes but like a Mac, it just works!

  3. July 29, 2012 at 8:05 am

    First of all, new pic! You do a good job with makeup! LOL Second, I bet the drunk mother is not thrilled with that tweet!



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