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Damn! No Swearing Allowed

June 14, 2012
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The town of Middleborough, Massachusetts has banned profanity.  Anyone caught swearing has to pay a $20 fine. Upon hearing about this new ordinance, the White House has decided to follow suit and enforce a national ban on bad words as well. Statisticians calculate that levying the same $20 fine will result in the resolution of the US debt crisis in approximately 1.2 hours.  This is so goddamn great!  Oops, make that 1.999 hours.

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh, the Founder of HumorOutcasts.com and the newly launched HumorOutcasts Press/Shorehouse Books, is a veteran journalist whose detour into humor writing has landed her on the pages and blogs of national newspapers and magazines including MORE and FIRST. A former humor columnist for Journal Register Papers, she was a USA Books Contest finalist for her first book "Life On The Off Ramp". A new book which she helped pen with her dogs "A Canine's Guide to the Good Life" has joined two other published humor books "Reality: Fantasy's Evil Twin" and "Try and Avoid the Speed Bumps". Host of BlogTalk's HumorOutcasts Radio, Donna's goal is to help writers find their audience. She hopes to make HumorOutcasts.com THE place to go to for a daily laugh and HumorOutcasts Press, THE place where writers can achieve their publishing dream.

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3 Responses to Damn! No Swearing Allowed

  1. June 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    I don’t believe it. We’re gonna have to start another Facebook page. There’s no way in hell, I’m going to stand back and let them tax the words that manage to crawl from the gutter to my mouth and out of my mouth. I’ve some work to do, see ya later.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    June 14, 2012 at 9:37 am

    … including the average New York City teenager.

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    June 14, 2012 at 9:36 am

    Many people will be rendered mute by this.



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