Sugartastic Daddy John is an expert in the ancient art of counting sheep. On Octember 32nd of next of year, on a Monday, on a vacation, on an island off the west coast of Ireland, he will count 53 sheep. Now I’m not talking about counting sheep with any sort of magical, electronic device. No, the Daddy will count them one by one by pointing at them with his very own fingers and total them up in the database that is his very own brain. Sugartastic is a very clever legend who knows that people love a good sheep counter and he gives his public, exactly what he wants. Because nobody reads or cares about the nonsense I write about, I asked him for some advice on how I can become noticed, loved and cherished by the sad, pathetic, loser audience, known as Bon Jovi fans. He told me that normal, useless people, like stories about babies and animals, so here’s my first foray into the world of the mainstream:
Thanks for the bare facts about baby toys!
It ain’t nothing but the bare truth!
I love to read your posts, if only to see what ingenious method you will use to connect two completely unrelated things.
I nominate you for the HumorOutcasts Derailed Logic Award.
By the way, you are also one of the funniest humorists around, IMHO.
Thanks so much for that Kathy. I would get on so well, with the Derailed Logic Award. I’ve been called a loser before but never a humorist. I wonder if Donna will work her magic once again and create humoristoutcasts.com?
Ah, I think you would get a good award Bill Y! You keep me laughing. And you can’t have your own site because what would we do without you?
Ah, I can see the derailed logic behind that! I’m here for the long haul and that’s because of you and the passion you have for the site.